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  • hench-4-life:

    andreagrimes:

    oh and Natalie

    u can respond to my text posts but u can’t text me back

    ok girl ok

    I TEXTED YOU BACK.

    OKAY FALSE ALARM I THOUGHT I DID BUT THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. 

    I blame SVU. 

    Source: andreagrimes
    • 1 month ago
    • 4 notes
  • hench-4-life:

    What do you call a cow with a twitch?

    beef jerky. 

    Source: hench-4-life
    • 1 month ago
    • 1 notes
    • #I saw this on a laffy taffy wrapper in like 8th grade
    • #it's my favorite joke
  • hench-4-life:

    In Kentucky, we don’t say “I love you”; we say, “KFC horses bourbon we’re the best at basketball ” which roughly translates to “we don’t fuck our cousins”. I think that’s beautiful.

    Source: hench-4-life
    • 2 months ago
    • 146 notes
    • #for those who missed it
  • (via hench-4-life)

    Source: nextstopeverything
    • 2 months ago
    • 20 notes
  • I wouldn’t know. I still haven’t seen it.

    I wouldn’t know. I still haven’t seen it.

    • 3 months ago
  • grandmasterofsplendidhappiness:

    My brother and I agree that the new Star Wars movie should be an adaptation of the Dark Horse comic Legacy, which takes place 140 years after Return of the Jedi, and stars Cade Skywalker, the drug addicted bounty hunter great-grandson of Luke. And Mark can cameo in Cade’s force vision slash possible drug hallucination.

    Source: grandmasterofsplendidhappiness
    • 3 months ago
    • 2 notes
    • #if only....
    • #it won't happen though
    • #sadbeep
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